A Senior’s Joke
Paddy finds a sandwich with two wires stickin out of it.
He phones the police and says "Bejasus I've just found a sandwich dat looks like a
bomb."
The operator asks, "is it tickin?
Paddy says "No, oi tink it's beef"
Shire of Victoria Plains
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Due to the imminent award of a plant hire contract for construction works on the
Great Northern Highway – New Norcia Bypass, Viento Contracting Services are
seeking expressions of interest from persons who would be suitable for
employment on this project.
Vacancies include; Mobile Plant Operators, Drainage / Concrete Crew, Service
Crew and Heavy Duty Fitters.
Please submit resume along with cover letter and applicable licences and
nationally accredited qualifications to
hr@viento.com.auONLY WORKING SMOKE ALARMS
SAVE LIVES
Volunteer fire fighters are urging you to “Change your smoke alarm battery” as only working smoke
alarms save lives. Research shows that WA is below average when it comes to home fire safety
compliance rates with only two per cent of people testing their smoke alarms often enough. As we
move into the winter months, the increased use of heaters and other electrical equipment means
house fires are far more likely. Smoke alarms provide an essential early warning, giving you time to
evacuate safely – but only if they work. We recommend using long-lasting 9V alkaline batteries and
regularly testing alarms are working to ensure year-round protection. For information on Smoke
Alarms, Batteries and Home Escape Plans visit the DFES website at
www.dfes.wa.gov.au. For other
inquiries call the Shire of Victoria Plains - Community Emergency Services Manager Vicki Booth on
0409 137 645.