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Calingiri Golf Club
Opening Day Saturday 23rd April 2016
Mixed Ambrose
Sponsored By Dunning's Fuel Distributor's
Names in @ 12pm Hit off 12.30pm
BBQ Tea Please Bring Salad To Share
Ladies interested in playing golf on a Thursday Afternoon
there will be a golf meeting held on
Wednesday 6th April 2016
At 5.30pm
Calingiri Sports Club
For Any Queries Contact
Waveney Jones 0427287021
IRISH JOKE
Bloke at a horse race whispers to Paddy next to him,
"Do you want the winner of the next race?"
Paddy replies "No tanks, oi've only got a small yard."
Paddy and Mick found 3 hand grenades and decided to take them to the police
station.
Mick "What if one explodes before we get there?"
Paddy: "We'll lie and say we only found two!"